Fandom: Bible
“Mary Magdalene walked down the aisle at the temple of Jerusalem (like she Beyonce in that video of her in those sexy knickers.) The crowd stood on amazed; the disciples nearly fell over because she had fucking lush tits; besides Judas who looked to the floor uneasy, and Peter who sluttiness. Jesus got hard just looking at her and he couldn’t wait to see her vajayjay since he had wanked loads over her.”
Fandom: Bible
This is how I feel every time I see trashy Harry Potter fanfic. It just doesn’t work. XD
(Source: wtffanfiction, via invader-xim)
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This is so British I can’t even handle it.
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This is perfect.
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hahahahahahahha
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Hawt.
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fucking lush tits
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Who writes this stuff??
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I actually new someone who would write Bible fanfiction. I thought she was joking at first until she told me about her...
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FUCKING LUSH TITS OMFG
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What! Who fanfics the Bible?
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